This includes whatever the heck i think is cool :)
- (via mandolinaes)
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
Every conversation with my mother EVER.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
- Candace Bushnell (via suspend)